When man-eating sharks stop being polite and start getting "real"
What do you do when you're a six-and-a-half-inch-long shark, but with very high-quality glow-in-the-dark teeth? Why, you bite everything that moves, take lots of pictures and post them up on LiveJournal, of course!
Or is this just me?
(It's okay if you haven't given the ocean-going blood-thirsty creature to the intended recipient, right? Right.)